A Few Lines of Metaphysical Joke

What is Mind? No Matter.
What is Body? Never Mind.

I passed my ethics exam. Of course I've cheated.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Theology is a game whose object is to bring rules into the subjective.

Q: Is this a question?
A: If this is an answer!

If metaphysics is being qua being;
and if epistomology is knowing qua knowing;
then metaphilosophy must be... qua qua qua.

A great truth is a truth whose opposite is also a great truth.

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